Two Phone Funnies

So I call a colleague today:

"Hi this is Heather and I'm unable to reach the phone right now..."

My first thought: Are you trapped underneath a bookcase?

My second thought: Did you ever notice that 9 and 1 are so far away from each other on a phone pad? If one were trapped underneath a bookcase I would imagine it would be very hard to reach 9-1-1. Lots of people would hit 9-4-4 ugh!